1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,100 Uh, poutine. 2 00:00:01,940 --> 00:00:03,520 Gravy and cheese curds on fries. 3 00:00:03,820 --> 00:00:06,500 Sounds nuts, but you can't argue with the smell. 4 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:10,140 I know you can't hear me, but I'm going to pretend you laughed affably. 5 00:00:10,740 --> 00:00:11,740 Tomcat! 6 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:15,840 Tomcat! Uh, oh, is that 34? 7 00:00:16,379 --> 00:00:17,980 Yes. Smoked meat. 8 00:00:18,420 --> 00:00:20,880 Oh, I was hoping someone would get smoked meat. Let me get right in there. 9 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:25,200 Okay, could you not... You can see me? 10 00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:28,000 Yes, I can see ghosts. Now, have a good day. 11 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:31,360 Oh, sure. I'm just going to let that drop. Are you kidding me? We're going to 12 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:32,360 talk about this. 13 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:33,640 Not if I leave the property. 14 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,480 Oh, I've got news for you, Smokey. 15 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:39,580 Because of your smoked meat. Hold on. Come back. 16 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,420 So we just sit here and wait for that branch to fall? 17 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,060 There have been some close calls over the last decade. 18 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:53,820 I think we're one fat squirrel away from that thing coming down. 19 00:00:55,260 --> 00:00:56,260 That's cool. 20 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:57,940 I saw the parson on last week. 21 00:00:58,330 --> 00:01:01,150 Oh, hey, look at you two lovebirds. 22 00:01:01,950 --> 00:01:03,070 You guys do it yet? 23 00:01:03,370 --> 00:01:07,510 Excuse me? Sorry, it's just we're betting on this in the basement. In 24 00:01:07,510 --> 00:01:12,230 got a parlay going where if you guys boink and that branch falls before next 25 00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:17,670 week, I get 10 ,000 back rubs. So, you know, think horny. 26 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:20,410 We'll keep that in mind. Thank you. 27 00:01:21,530 --> 00:01:26,230 I'm so sorry about her. Well, her dialogue could use a little polish, but 28 00:01:26,230 --> 00:01:27,230 she's got a point. 29 00:01:27,580 --> 00:01:29,360 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 30 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:33,320 I'm saying maybe tonight's the night. 31 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:34,780 Oh. 32 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,620 And just to be clear, you're not talking about the branch. 33 00:01:37,860 --> 00:01:38,479 Oh, Seth. 34 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:42,240 You don't get to be a 500 -year -old virgin by picking up on clues, okay? I 35 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,240 things spelled out. 36 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,940 I just don't get it. Why aren't people coming back to the restaurant? Well, 37 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,300 there was a lot of bad publicity because of what happened. 38 00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:50,339 That's crazy. 39 00:01:50,340 --> 00:01:54,060 I mean, by lightning strike rules, there's no restaurant on Earth less 40 00:01:54,060 --> 00:01:55,600 have a stripper crash through the roof now. 41 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,680 It's very rude to mention lightning. 42 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,480 Too soon, small man. 43 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,020 Hey, guys. 44 00:02:01,220 --> 00:02:05,600 Uh, Sam. I was just outside, and there seems to be a living about to come in. 45 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:09,740 I don't know. Maybe he's a customer. I don't know anything about him. 46 00:02:10,259 --> 00:02:11,960 Hi. I'm Kyle. 47 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,460 Hi, Kyle. Welcome to Woodstone. 48 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,880 Kyle's a dumb name. 49 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,120 Well, it matches his dumb back purse. 50 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:18,620 Yeah, well, at least I'm alive. 51 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:20,500 Sorry. 52 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:24,400 I... Pete wanted me to do this thing where I pretend like I can't see ghosts, 53 00:02:24,460 --> 00:02:26,760 but... I can see ghosts. You can see ghosts. 54 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:27,899 Wait, what? 55 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:31,700 Seriously? Oh, yeah. I totally got you guys. You should see the look on your 56 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:33,460 faces. This is incredible. 57 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:36,040 Oh, it's another freak. 58 00:02:36,580 --> 00:02:37,840 Like Sam, but bad. 59 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:39,820 Bad Sam. 60 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:42,700 I actually like your back purse. I was just piling on. There's a lot of 61 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:45,660 for me to maintain my reputation as the funny one. 62 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:47,520 I thought I was funny one. 63 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:51,300 Oh, raise your hand if you've been paid to do improv at a Sheraton. Oh, wait. 64 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,380 That's just me. 65 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:56,690 And when I woke up from my coma, I could see ghosts. How about you? 66 00:02:57,050 --> 00:03:01,630 I was on a roller coaster, and a giant bird hit me in the face. 67 00:03:01,830 --> 00:03:04,030 Oh, my God. You got Fabio'd. 68 00:03:04,430 --> 00:03:08,690 What is Fabio? He's this model who was on the cover of a bunch of romance 69 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:11,710 novels, and he famously got hit in the face with a goose. 70 00:03:11,990 --> 00:03:15,910 It is so nice to have somebody else who can answer ghost questions. I know. It's 71 00:03:15,910 --> 00:03:18,350 so cool to meet somebody who actually knows what I'm going through. 72 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:20,070 I saw the ghost once. 73 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:23,100 That's cool, man. But then I didn't anymore. 74 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:24,640 It was just for an afternoon. 75 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:26,840 And then I became a zombie. 76 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:27,918 Oh, Jay. 77 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,660 He so desperately wants to be a part of this. 78 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,340 So, Peter, where does this scrumptious fellow live? 79 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:34,980 Oh, you can just talk directly to me. 80 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,360 What? Ghost thing. 81 00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:41,160 Mad Sam and Sam Sam say same thing. 82 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:44,340 But to answer your question, Hattie, I kind of just bounce around. 83 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:47,440 It's really hard to hold on to a job when I have to keep pretending like I 84 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:51,120 see ghosts. Which is what he was doing during our famous meet cute, our smoked 85 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,120 meet cute. 86 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,540 When we met, I was smelling his meat. 87 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,100 Oh. He says a lot of stuff like that. 88 00:03:57,540 --> 00:03:59,940 That's happening? He says a lot of stuff like that. 89 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,140 What is it? Why are you guys laughing? 90 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:04,440 See? 91 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:07,800 So, 92 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:11,880 Jones said tonight is the night. 93 00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:14,820 Yep, and she wasn't talking about the branch. I clarified. 94 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:18,300 Oh, it's so on. Are you so excited, Seth? 95 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,440 I mean, yeah, I'm a little nervous. 96 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,900 Why? Just because you're the oldest virgin in human history? 97 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:27,400 Or is it because she's a roamer and has likely had her choice of history's 98 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,400 greatest lovers? 99 00:04:28,570 --> 00:04:33,630 You guys are not helping. Look, Seth, you have nothing to worry about. 100 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:35,690 Joan's crazy about you. 101 00:04:35,970 --> 00:04:40,470 And you're going to be, what, one of four or five people there? You don't 102 00:04:40,470 --> 00:04:41,470 to do everything. 103 00:04:41,610 --> 00:04:42,950 Just follow their lead. 104 00:04:43,290 --> 00:04:45,090 What? No, it's just going to be Joan and me. 105 00:04:45,590 --> 00:04:46,590 Yikes. 106 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,810 You better bring it, man. 107 00:04:54,350 --> 00:04:56,510 Oh, Alberta. Hi. 108 00:04:57,740 --> 00:04:59,020 Got back from the old trip. 109 00:05:00,620 --> 00:05:01,620 Nice hat. 110 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:02,720 Don't make it weird, Pete. 111 00:05:02,980 --> 00:05:06,240 Are you referring to how you tried to kiss him and he facepalmed you? Yes, 112 00:05:06,260 --> 00:05:09,560 Eddie. Which must be especially painful given that not long ago you were the one 113 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,520 doing the facepalming and Peter was the sad recipient. 114 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:15,600 I don't think Alberta has anything to be embarrassed about, okay? I'm just 115 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:19,460 dating someone now. But I think you are a swell gal and a neat friend who any 116 00:05:19,460 --> 00:05:24,160 guy would be lucky to... Oh, please, God. Take me up, take me down. Just get 117 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:25,160 the hell out of here. 118 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,160 I just met that Kyle guy. 119 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,320 Pretty crazy, but he can see ghosts, too. 120 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,820 Yeah. And you're cool with him being around? 121 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:34,280 Yeah, I mean, what do you mean? 122 00:05:34,780 --> 00:05:36,060 Well, you know, hot guy. 123 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:37,620 You think he's hot? 124 00:05:37,660 --> 00:05:40,760 Jay, don't be dumb. You cannot deny that those are stable boy cheekbones. 125 00:05:41,020 --> 00:05:44,680 Yeah, he's attractive. But more importantly, he and your wife have this 126 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,760 connection that seems pretty rare. 127 00:05:47,620 --> 00:05:51,520 So? Look, I don't think Sam would ever cheat on you, but none of my boyfriends 128 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,700 ever thought I would cheat on them. And yet I did. 129 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,320 This story ain't helping. 130 00:05:55,380 --> 00:06:01,020 Look, Bela, I trust Sam. Yes, they have a unique connection, and his hair's 131 00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:04,920 cool, but you know what truth is? I'm just happy that she has someone else to 132 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,340 talk to who has this ability. 133 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,120 See, my guy Jay is a sweetie. 134 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:11,220 I think it's good for her, and I don't want to come off like some jealous 135 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:14,620 husband. Besides, he's only here for one night. And then Kyle and I are off to 136 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:17,400 Chicago, where he has promised to let me inhale his kielbasa. 137 00:06:17,780 --> 00:06:18,780 Gee. 138 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,240 Faith palmed you. 139 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,120 That's a really healthy attitude, Jay. 140 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:26,920 Hey, you guys, you remember how our last assistant got scared and ran away 141 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,100 because he thought we had ghosts? I remember how he was correct and the gas 142 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:30,919 him to hell. 143 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,860 Well, you know who wouldn't have had that problem? 144 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:35,020 Kyle! 145 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:37,460 So I've hired him as our new assistant. 146 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:38,900 Oh, neat. 147 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:42,580 I mean, it's great. Not only will he be helpful with things around the hotel, 148 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:44,380 but he can also help out with, like, ghost stuff. 149 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:45,680 We are a handful. 150 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,000 I'm really excited. 151 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:48,220 Thank you. 152 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,120 So you can make him do anything. 153 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:51,860 Ask him to rub down a horse. 154 00:06:52,260 --> 00:06:54,460 Again, I can hear and see you. 155 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:56,340 Well, then it's all out on the table, Kyle. 156 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:59,060 So go grab a brush and get horsing. 157 00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:07,040 And that is our reservation system. 158 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:08,360 Seems pretty straightforward. 159 00:07:08,580 --> 00:07:11,340 What makes it really easy is they almost never have guests. 160 00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:15,200 Anyway, next let's talk about your ghost -related duties. 161 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,260 Right. They've been filling me in a little. 162 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:21,900 Turning on the TV, opening the shouting window so that Thor can yell at his son. 163 00:07:22,060 --> 00:07:25,640 Also, going to the supermarket to buy magazines with Momoa content. 164 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,900 That's the stuff Samantha's been doing in her spare time. 165 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:30,780 But now that we have a dedicated servant, we have other demands. 166 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,520 The special projects. 167 00:07:33,130 --> 00:07:37,570 You're not getting a puppy. But Kyle will take care of it. He works for us. 168 00:07:37,570 --> 00:07:40,870 also have an idea for an aroma we would like you to maintain. 169 00:07:41,130 --> 00:07:42,009 Yes, right. 170 00:07:42,010 --> 00:07:43,670 What do you mean maintain? Like a candle? 171 00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:47,730 A perpetually just out of the microwave hot pocket? Some are calling it the 172 00:07:47,730 --> 00:07:48,509 Eterna Pocket. 173 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:52,290 But how would it constantly be just out of the microwave? 174 00:07:52,530 --> 00:07:56,210 Because, Kyle, every five minutes you shall prepare a fresh one. We, the 175 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:59,730 demand pepperoni. Or, if it's sold out, broccoli chicken cheddar. 176 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:00,950 Good luck, Kyle. 177 00:08:01,050 --> 00:08:06,890 You must be the... new living who could see ghosts. Yeah, hi, Kyle. I'm Nancy. I 178 00:08:06,890 --> 00:08:11,110 died of cholera. Oh, but the open sores, those aren't usually a symptom. I've 179 00:08:11,110 --> 00:08:12,610 come across a few cholera ghosts before. 180 00:08:12,890 --> 00:08:13,890 Oh. 181 00:08:14,050 --> 00:08:15,710 Sweet of you to notice, Kyle. 182 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:17,550 Oh, is that a basement ghost? 183 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,290 You talking to a basement ghost? 184 00:08:19,730 --> 00:08:22,270 I know about that. Yeah, Nancy walked in. 185 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:26,820 What we think happened was that there was a concurrent outbreak of a flesh 186 00:08:26,820 --> 00:08:27,739 -eating bacteria. 187 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:31,540 See, the pest house was sort of a melange of disease. 188 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:36,440 It does have colorful anecdotes. Have you ever noticed how the goats are, 189 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:39,559 obsessed with their death? Oh, my God. I know, right? 190 00:08:40,059 --> 00:08:43,559 Constantly working it in. It's like, how was your morning? Let me tell you about 191 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:44,560 the Spanish flu. 192 00:08:46,290 --> 00:08:49,790 Wasn't that funny. And ghosts are always asking you to look up their relatives. 193 00:08:50,290 --> 00:08:53,650 Uh, yeah. I'm just here to see a movie. I don't want to go to Toledo to find out 194 00:08:53,650 --> 00:08:55,050 if your nephew became a doctor. 195 00:08:55,670 --> 00:08:59,910 It's so good to have somebody else to talk about this stuff with. Yeah, it is. 196 00:09:00,890 --> 00:09:02,410 The ghost boundary. 197 00:09:02,690 --> 00:09:03,730 That's weird, huh? 198 00:09:04,050 --> 00:09:07,690 Yeah, like some ghost deaths predate the house, but they all have the same 199 00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:10,990 boundary. You know what's weird about the boundary? 200 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:19,220 What? What is it? No, it's just heady. It's hard to explain. 201 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,160 Oh! 202 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,740 Totally! Peanut butter! 203 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:32,760 I can't do this. I'm gonna tell Joan that tonight's off. 204 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:37,440 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, buddy. You guys totally freaked me out. I mean, I 205 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,700 have no idea what I'm doing. No one knows what they're doing the first time. 206 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:41,800 First times are awkward. 207 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:45,400 We'll help you. Talk to us. What's your plan with Joan? 208 00:09:45,980 --> 00:09:48,120 Well, I figured we'd go to my room. 209 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:54,100 No offense, but your room is half virgin, half peat. The vibes are 210 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:57,520 best. I'm going to let you use my room, a .k .a. 211 00:09:57,740 --> 00:09:58,880 the Boneyard. 212 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:00,600 No one calls it that. 213 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,040 They will if you do your job. 214 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:05,880 See, now this is what I'm nervous about. Like, how do you even, like, start the 215 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,180 whole process? 216 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:13,880 As old as the most experienced ghost, Thor will share a move that has never 217 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:17,290 failed. Women like it when home take control. 218 00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:19,850 He's not wrong about that. 219 00:10:20,210 --> 00:10:24,610 In heat of moment, pick Joan up and throw her on bed. 220 00:10:25,330 --> 00:10:29,070 Yeah? Trust Thor, I will demonstrate with flour. 221 00:10:30,270 --> 00:10:36,390 But just so you know, once this fuse gets lit, there will be an explosion. 222 00:10:36,850 --> 00:10:38,330 You guys are welcome to stay. 223 00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:40,330 Yeah, we prefer. 224 00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:45,410 Okay, on that note, I'm going to go, but thank you. This has actually been 225 00:10:45,410 --> 00:10:46,410 really helpful. 226 00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:50,030 I got nothing else to do. 227 00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:56,370 I mean, I get it. If I met another D andD player who was a level 9 chain warlock, 228 00:10:56,450 --> 00:10:57,550 we'd have a lot to talk about. 229 00:10:57,750 --> 00:11:01,130 How this nerd has any wife to worry about is beyond me. 230 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:05,910 But it's the talking and the laughing and the inside jokes. I mean, it's 231 00:11:05,910 --> 00:11:06,910 excessive, right? 232 00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:08,670 Especially given how hot he is. 233 00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:13,920 What? I'm a great... with you this is all pete's fault he's not wrong how am i 234 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:18,160 supposed to not introduce two livings who share this rare gift i connect 235 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:22,220 that's why i was social chair at the kiwanis club kiwanis are those guys with 236 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:27,000 the hats and the little cars no that's those friggin shriners you know what I 237 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,540 can't. I don't like this one bit. 238 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,240 And now the guy's working here? 239 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,780 Yeah, this is not good. 240 00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:33,280 I mean, look at his abs. 241 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:36,680 You looked him up online and turned off safe search. 242 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:37,959 Whatever that means. 243 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,360 I mean, I just wanted to get a full picture of what we're dealing with. 244 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,340 Wait, is that a mugshot? 245 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:44,500 This is interesting. 246 00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:48,160 It says here Kyle was convicted of breaking and entering. 247 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,080 He robbed a house. He spent six months in prison. 248 00:11:51,380 --> 00:11:53,720 That doesn't sound like someone Sam would want working here. 249 00:11:54,370 --> 00:11:58,470 Exactly. Oh, these two are cooking something up. You're saying I tell Sam 250 00:11:58,470 --> 00:11:59,710 Kyle's criminal past. 251 00:11:59,950 --> 00:12:01,110 And she sends him packing. 252 00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:06,350 No! Do not deny us our butler. Not when the dream of the perpetual hot pocket is 253 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:07,350 finally within reach. 254 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:09,430 All right, let's do it. Let's get rid of Kyle. 255 00:12:09,650 --> 00:12:13,930 Yes. And then Sam will have no choice but to just settle for the old, can't 256 00:12:13,930 --> 00:12:14,930 -ghost Jay. 257 00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:16,710 I'm back in, baby. 258 00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:20,910 So, here we are. 259 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:22,610 Indeed. 260 00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:25,180 Here we are. 261 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:32,620 Look, Sass, if this is all moving too fast for you, we could just have Sam, or 262 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:35,080 man Sam, put on a movie for us to watch. 263 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:38,240 No, no, no, no, no. I really want to do this. 264 00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:40,180 You're sure? 265 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,660 I'll show you sure. 266 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:47,160 Joan, get over here. 267 00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:49,780 This is a different side of you. 268 00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:52,460 Oh, my. 269 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:54,460 Take me fast. 270 00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:00,260 Oh. 271 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,200 Oh, boy. 272 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:06,980 Hey, Kyle, how's it going? Great. Just got back from the market. We basically 273 00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:11,320 cleaned them out of hot pockets. Oh, you know, I was thinking, maybe sometime I 274 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:14,880 could scoop the filling out of one of these things and put in some baked cod, 275 00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:16,420 and then you got yourself a cod pocket. 276 00:13:16,660 --> 00:13:19,520 Don't de -thaw unless you plan on fall through. 277 00:13:20,430 --> 00:13:21,409 Oh, good. 278 00:13:21,410 --> 00:13:24,450 Everyone's here. Well, you two, and I'm guessing some invisible people. 279 00:13:24,850 --> 00:13:27,410 Just so you know, I fought for you. 280 00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:29,630 What? Is everything okay, Jay? 281 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:30,950 Actually, it's not. 282 00:13:31,590 --> 00:13:34,910 Turns out your little friend Kyle here is hiding a deep, dark secret. 283 00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:36,790 He's a convicted felon. 284 00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:40,770 What are you talking about? I'm talking about him doing six months in prison for 285 00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,510 breaking into some poor family's home. 286 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:46,210 I brought a criminal into the house. I'm sorry. But also, it's kind of on you to 287 00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:47,510 do background checks. I'm just a ghost. 288 00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:48,850 Kyle, is this true? 289 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,920 I didn't want it to come out like this. 290 00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:56,420 There was this ghost, Marion, who intended on her deathbed to give her 291 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,420 a locket. 292 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:02,180 But a winter storm delayed her daughter's arrival, and so Marion died 293 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:04,320 being able to pass on that family heirloom. 294 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:10,960 Years passed, a new family moved into the house, and ghost Marion begged me to 295 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:15,040 get the locket, which was hidden in the house, and track down her daughter. 296 00:14:16,010 --> 00:14:22,310 So I tried to talk my way into the house at first, but to no avail. And so one 297 00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:24,790 night, I broke in. 298 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:30,790 And I got the locket to Marion's daughter, but I got caught on the 299 00:14:30,790 --> 00:14:31,449 ring cam. 300 00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:34,450 So, yeah, I did some time. 301 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:39,070 But it was worth it to give an old ghost some closure. 302 00:14:39,510 --> 00:14:40,510 Aha! 303 00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:44,410 So he admits it. 304 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,480 This is not a good color on you, Jay. 305 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:49,500 I wanted to come here because I thought that it would be neat to meet somebody 306 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,740 else who has the same curse. 307 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:55,540 Curse? With those cheekbones, I'll allow it. But I can see now that me being 308 00:14:55,540 --> 00:15:00,900 here has caused some sort of trouble, so I, uh... I think I should probably go. 309 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,780 What was that about, Jay? 310 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:11,830 Huh? What's going on? Are you jealous of Kyle or something? No, but I do think 311 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:14,970 it's a little weird that he took this entry -level job at the drop of a hat. 312 00:15:14,970 --> 00:15:16,310 is very jealous. 313 00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:20,710 His being here was going to be good for us. You know all the ghost stuff I spend 314 00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:23,810 so much time doing? He was taking that off my plate. 315 00:15:24,030 --> 00:15:26,250 And putting card pocket on floor plate. 316 00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:27,770 Yeah, we were connecting. 317 00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:32,730 But it wasn't him trying to steal me away. It was somebody else who was 318 00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:35,290 with the same thing that I'm dealing with, which is pretty rare. 319 00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:38,660 Yeah, we only know of Sam, Kyle, maybe Fabio. 320 00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:41,160 Whatever. You don't understand. 321 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,140 Oh, Joan. 322 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,400 How'd it go with Sam? 323 00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:48,500 Well, he threw me out the side of the house. 324 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,160 Oh, is that an old -timey expression? 325 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,160 No, it is not. 326 00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,520 Hey, Kyle, sorry about all that in the kitchen. 327 00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:06,320 No, I should have disclosed that I have a record. It's just an awkward thing to 328 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:06,959 bring up. 329 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:07,859 Of course. 330 00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:08,860 Geez. 331 00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:10,700 What was prison like with this ability? 332 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,120 Not great, Sam. 333 00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:15,140 There's not a lot of people dying peacefully in their sleep in prisons. 334 00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:20,360 Also, the livings were kind of scary, and the salad bar had limited options. 335 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:25,520 Well, it was nice to finally meet someone else who can see ghosts. 336 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:27,720 It was. 337 00:16:28,270 --> 00:16:32,710 You know, I spend so much time trying to hide who I am. 338 00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:37,870 It's such a relief to finally meet somebody that I can be myself around. 339 00:16:39,110 --> 00:16:40,850 I know exactly what you mean. 340 00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:45,270 Oh. Oh, God. 341 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:49,630 Sorry. I'm sorry. I think I must have misread something. 342 00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:50,870 Kyle, what the hell? 343 00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:55,630 I thought we were connecting. Yeah, we were connecting about being gone. 344 00:16:55,890 --> 00:17:00,750 Yeah, no, I know. I'm sorry. I just... You don't know what it's like out there 345 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,050 trying to meet people with this weird thing. 346 00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:06,970 You know, I try to hide it, and they think I'm insane. Or I tell them, and 347 00:17:06,970 --> 00:17:09,329 think I'm insane. Or they're not Jewish. 348 00:17:09,690 --> 00:17:11,230 Look, you'll find someone. 349 00:17:12,849 --> 00:17:13,990 I don't know that that's true. 350 00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:17,530 There's not a lot of people out there that are willing to put up with this. 351 00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:22,869 I was with someone when I first got this power. 352 00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:28,790 Somebody I thought was really special, but she just couldn't handle it. 353 00:17:31,430 --> 00:17:32,430 That sounds hard. 354 00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:42,710 So do you just want to Venmo me for the four hours of work? You know what? No, 355 00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,330 it's fine. Goodbye, Kyle. Yeah. 356 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:52,240 There you are, slugger. Joan, I'm so embarrassed. 357 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:54,000 Oh, come on. 358 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:58,360 I'm head over heels for you. Literally. I landed face down in a family of 359 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:03,440 woodchucks. Thor said I should take control, and I feel like such a fool. 360 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:09,280 Your problem is you're trying to be somebody else. Some cool guy I've never 361 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,260 He's not the guy I'm crazy about. 362 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,080 So you're saying I should... 363 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,520 Just be myself? 364 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,620 Yes. I should trust my own instinct? 365 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:21,040 Except for the one that's telling you to keep talking right now. Right, I keep 366 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,040 making that mistake. I gotta remember there's time for talking. 367 00:18:23,260 --> 00:18:24,260 Shut up, you damn fool. 368 00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:31,660 Hey, guys. Not sure when the perfect time to announce that I was sleeping on 369 00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,880 floor was, but now seems better than later. 370 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,160 You know, for a rumor, you sure are around a lot. 371 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,420 That's probably true. 372 00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:42,280 But I did catch the tail end of what you were saying, and I have to agree with 373 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:46,220 Joan. Seth, you are a wonderful... Pete, get the hell out of here. Absolutely. 374 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:52,080 Jay, listen. Wait. Let me go first. 375 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,280 I'm sorry. 376 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,640 I shouldn't have gotten jealous. 377 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,040 I trust you. 378 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,100 Kyle seems like a really great guy. 379 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,360 He made a pass at me. 380 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:04,790 I knew it! I was right. Oh, I am so angry, but also vindicated, so I'm a 381 00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:07,210 happy about that. How far did you let it go? 382 00:19:07,490 --> 00:19:10,330 Blink twice, we're all the way. I facepalmed him immediately. 383 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:13,110 Okay, why is that everyone's move suddenly? 384 00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:14,410 You started. 385 00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:15,470 Oh, right. 386 00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:16,429 That's true. 387 00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:18,150 Alberta Haynes, trendsetter. 388 00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:21,630 Let's just put this all behind us and pretend it never happened. No, Jay, 389 00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:25,730 listen, I don't want to do that, because this whole thing has just reminded me 390 00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:27,730 how lucky I am to have you. 391 00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:33,970 I know it's not easy to be married to somebody who has my abilities, and 392 00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:38,370 patient and understanding, and I don't tell you that enough. 393 00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:42,310 Small man about to be thrown outside a house, ignore fool me. 394 00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:43,870 I love you, Jay. 395 00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:45,370 I know. 396 00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:47,450 Who is Han Solo, Empire? 397 00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:48,810 Is Pete in the room? 398 00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:52,250 No. Oh, well then, I love you too. 399 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,270 Sass and Joan are still up there? 400 00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:02,350 Something's wrong. It's been too long. 401 00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:06,450 Calm down, Jay. This isn't helping anyone. That's it. I'm going in there. 402 00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:07,829 Flower, no! 403 00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:11,230 They might need help. This isn't something two people should do by 404 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:12,750 Wait! 405 00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:13,830 There he is. 406 00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:18,330 Well? 407 00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:21,870 Oh, yeah.